Auntie. Queen of the side-eye

Auntie. Queen of the side-eye

White / S
$23.93
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Auntie. Queen of the side-eye

Auntie. Queen of the side-eye

May cause spontaneous eyebrow raising, uncomfortable truths, and grown adults remembering how to act right. Side-eye has been known to travel across crowded rooms and generations. Proceed accordingly.

You know the type:

  • Can silence an entire room without saying a single word.
  • Knows what you did, who you did it with, and probably told your mama already.
  • Fluent in Southern hospitality, family gossip, and looks that could peel paint.
  • Has been putting people in their place since before putting people in their place was a thing.
  • Perfect for aunties by blood, aunties by marriage, and women who earned the title without having a single niece or nephew.

Respect your elders. Especially this one.

Cousins Dozens - Southern-raised. Side-eye perfected.

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Every Southern family has one. The auntie who knows everybody's business, remembers everything you ever did wrong, and can straighten you out with one look across the room.

She doesn't need to raise her voice. Doesn't need to explain herself. One raised eyebrow and you already know you've messed up.

She's been serving looks, unsolicited wisdom, and Sunday dinner since before you were born. And don't think for a second she's about to stop now.

Because Auntie doesn't throw shade. She invented it.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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