Hair on Fire cousin - Hot Mess, Blessed Nonetheless

🔥 CAUTION: Wearing this shirt may cause unexpected laughter, spontaneous storytelling, and relatives pointing at you while saying, "That's YOU right there!"

• "Every family has that ONE cousin."

• "Half the time, they're the reason things are falling apart."

• "And somehow, they're STILL having the best time!"

Every family has one.

You know the cousin. Hair on fire, grinning ear to ear, somehow running the grill, stocking the cooler, switching the channel for no reason, and starting the argument all at once. And still determined to have the best day of their life.

Inspired by the larger-than-life personalities, family gatherings, and good-natured foolishness we grew up with in the South, our Hair on Fire tee celebrates the people who find a reason to laugh no matter how crazy life gets.

That’s this shirt. Born in the South, raised on culture, made for anybody who’s ever loved a hot mess. Wherever you’re from, you know this cousin. (Or this uncle. Or this auntie. Or yourself.)

Wear it if it’s you. Send it if it’s them. 

...and bless their heart.

Whether you're Southern born, Southern raised, or just blessed with a family full of characters, you know exactly who we're talking about.

Perfect for family reunions, backyard cookouts, holidays, or just another day of being somebody's favorite hot mess.

Life's a mess. Might as well enjoy it.

Shipping

Ships in 5–7 days because good shirts shouldn't take their sweet time.

And nothing in this world is free, except your shipping when your order hits $75. Our way of treating you like family.

The details

•  100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Fit: unisex, runs true to size.

• This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• "Cousins Dozens" on the right sleeve, so when somebody asks where you got it, you can tell them.